A dog and his boy.

A dog and his boy.

I’m trying to teach my dog what a shadow is. So it seems we’re both idiots.
Ernie looks so tiny next to that Miata.

Ernie looks so tiny next to that Miata.

Yep. This is my life lately. Wearing my own shirt designs while running a comedy club on the weekends. And it’s damn fun. 

(Thanks to @anindoorlady for the pic!)

Yep. This is my life lately. Wearing my own shirt designs while running a comedy club on the weekends. And it’s damn fun. (Thanks to @anindoorlady for the pic!)

I don’t think my dog has bones.

I don’t think my dog has bones.

fucking ditto, baby.

fucking ditto, baby.

Restock for @partsandlabour! And now that I have Ernie, I can no longer wear this shirt while walking him. Can’t. Be. That. Guy.

Restock for @partsandlabour! And now that I have Ernie, I can no longer wear this shirt while walking him. Can’t. Be. That. Guy.

Christmas in Jersey, circa 1977. Rollerskates with metal wheels. Brilliant.

Christmas in Jersey, circa 1977. Rollerskates with metal wheels. Brilliant.

Sunday printin’

Sunday printin’

The more I stare at this, the more it looks like he’s on a wall, and his shadow is paint dripping from his paws.

The more I stare at this, the more it looks like he’s on a wall, and his shadow is paint dripping from his paws.

Arcade Argyle, now available online and  at Parts and Labour on South Congress! 

Hand-screened on American Apparel: 
http://onekolor.com/shirt_argyle.php

Arcade Argyle, now available online and at Parts and Labour on South Congress!

Hand-screened on American Apparel:
http://onekolor.com/shirt_argyle.php

They should make an app that alerts you when the stoplight turns green.
Happy Daddy-o Day, Me-in-30-years. Endless patience, generous to a fault, always smiling, lover of dogs, still goofy and grabby with mom. Couldn’t have had a better role model. Love ya, pop.

Happy Daddy-o Day, Me-in-30-years. Endless patience, generous to a fault, always smiling, lover of dogs, still goofy and grabby with mom. Couldn’t have had a better role model. Love ya, pop.

"I have all this disgusting grease, and nowhere to store it elegantly. Do you have anything that might— never mind. Found something."

"I have all this disgusting grease, and nowhere to store it elegantly. Do you have anything that might— never mind. Found something."

Well, GE, we certainly can’t fault you for false advertising, but…

Well, GE, we certainly can’t fault you for false advertising, but…