Pre-double-take, I thought Austin might have an ISIS threat. Nope. Just tits.

Pre-double-take, I thought Austin might have an ISIS threat. Nope. Just tits.

Don’t tell me what to do!! But ok I will.

Don’t tell me what to do!! But ok I will.

You lookin’ at me?? Seriously, I can’t tell.

You lookin’ at me?? Seriously, I can’t tell.

Couldn’t find what I needed for these sweet-ass promo tickets, so I MacGyvered the shit outta these dumb-ass memo clips.

Couldn’t find what I needed for these sweet-ass promo tickets, so I MacGyvered the shit outta these dumb-ass memo clips.

Dog Day Late Morning.

Dog Day Late Morning.

Package deal.

Package deal.

These swell, 2-for-1 Velv tickets will be popping up in a few of my favorite Austin shops soon! And just to hold your interest, here’s a Ernie.

These swell, 2-for-1 Velv tickets will be popping up in a few of my favorite Austin shops soon! And just to hold your interest, here’s a Ernie.

Sunday printin’ for Big Top Candy Shop. He pays me in Happy Hippos.

Sunday printin’ for Big Top Candy Shop. He pays me in Happy Hippos.

A dog and his boy.

A dog and his boy.

I’m trying to teach my dog what a shadow is. So it seems we’re both idiots.
Ernie looks so tiny next to that Miata.

Ernie looks so tiny next to that Miata.

Yep. This is my life lately. Wearing my own shirt designs while running a comedy club on the weekends. And it’s damn fun. 

(Thanks to @anindoorlady for the pic!)

Yep. This is my life lately. Wearing my own shirt designs while running a comedy club on the weekends. And it’s damn fun. (Thanks to @anindoorlady for the pic!)

I don’t think my dog has bones.

I don’t think my dog has bones.

fucking ditto, baby.

fucking ditto, baby.

Restock for @partsandlabour! And now that I have Ernie, I can no longer wear this shirt while walking him. Can’t. Be. That. Guy.

Restock for @partsandlabour! And now that I have Ernie, I can no longer wear this shirt while walking him. Can’t. Be. That. Guy.