I dance like nobody’s watching. But only when nobody’s watching.
Two weeks into my “Facebook Fast” and I can attest to this claim. Happily productive, I be. Now all y’all, please…like this photo. I need a fix.

Two weeks into my “Facebook Fast” and I can attest to this claim. Happily productive, I be. Now all y’all, please…like this photo. I need a fix.

What are you two trying to tell me? #SubtextWithFriends.

What are you two trying to tell me? #SubtextWithFriends.

I found it! The last virgin in Austin. And if you look closely, you’ll see an image of an oil stain. Spoooky.

I found it! The last virgin in Austin. And if you look closely, you’ll see an image of an oil stain. Spoooky.

When I stare at this mosaic Ghandi made from broken mirror glass, I see myself.

When I stare at this mosaic Ghandi made from broken mirror glass, I see myself.

Wanna purchase this photo? It’s only a buck.

Wanna purchase this photo? It’s only a buck.

#moontowercomedy come and gone. Good times. I was the brown, corduroy blazer of the festival. Photo by Summer Brow

#moontowercomedy come and gone. Good times. I was the brown, corduroy blazer of the festival.

Photo by Summer Brow
Wallet? Check. Watch? Check. Laminated sense of smug entitlement? Yuh-huh. #MoontowerComedy

Wallet? Check. Watch? Check. Laminated sense of smug entitlement? Yuh-huh. #MoontowerComedy

Hey hey! Here’s my show schedule for the 2nd Annual Moontower Comedy and Oddity Festival. Soooo many great comedians on the roster. Check ‘em out at: moontowercomedyfestival.com

See you there, squares……….mario

It’s the word “often” that frightens me most.

It’s the word “often” that frightens me most.

Happy 4/20, yous guys. While the product never happened, everyone loves this damn logo! So it’s now available for purchase, hand-printed on American Apparel tees. If it’s not your little green bag, share it with your favorite stoner pals. http://onekolor.com/shirt_squirrel.php

Happy 4/20, yous guys. While the product never happened, everyone loves this damn logo!

So it’s now available for purchase, hand-printed on American Apparel tees. If it’s not your little green bag, share it with your favorite stoner pals.

http://onekolor.com/shirt_squirrel.php

Lifted from:  A Cynic’s Guide to a Rich and Full Life

Lifted from:  A Cynic’s Guide to a Rich and Full Life

Source: mariosomething.com

I made a huge batch of delicious cookies the moment I got up this morning. You heard me, I like to wake and bake.
Turns out I own the same typewriter as Don Draper. And my major was advertising. AND, I’m also a Dick. Line up, gals.

Turns out I own the same typewriter as Don Draper. And my major was advertising. AND, I’m also a Dick. Line up, gals.

Before I rent this car2go, I’ll have to rent a kayak.

Before I rent this car2go, I’ll have to rent a kayak.