printer | author | pleasant nihilist
If I can't be funny, I'll try to be interesting. Hopefully both. Possibly neither.
Don’t tell me what to do!! But ok I will.
You lookin’ at me?? Seriously, I can’t tell.
Couldn’t find what I needed for these sweet-ass promo tickets, so I MacGyvered the shit outta these dumb-ass memo clips.
Dog Day Late Morning.
These swell, 2-for-1 Velv tickets will be popping up in a few of my favorite Austin shops soon! And just to hold your interest, here’s a Ernie.
Sunday printin’ for Big Top Candy Shop. He pays me in Happy Hippos.
A dog and his boy.
I’m trying to teach my dog what a shadow is. So it seems we’re both idiots.
Ernie looks so tiny next to that Miata.
Yep. This is my life lately. Wearing my own shirt designs while running a comedy club on the weekends. And it’s damn fun.
(Thanks to @anindoorlady for the pic!)
I don’t think my dog has bones.
fucking ditto, baby.
Restock for @partsandlabour! And now that I have Ernie, I can no longer wear this shirt while walking him. Can’t. Be. That. Guy.
Christmas in Jersey, circa 1977. Rollerskates with metal wheels. Brilliant.